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I just watched "True Detective" the other night on HBO—shouts to Matthew McConaughey you looked stunning—and it scared the shit out of me. Not that I have any idea what's even happening in the show but obviously part of it is about some Bible Belt satan worshippers, or something. So, life has been pretty dark as I've been thinking a lot about the paranormal.
Anyway, when I watched Meg Myers' video for "Desire," it was haunting and pretty relatable—you want someone who's not there; you desire someone who's not there, you get the point. But, because I've been scaring the shit out of myself by watching paranormal docs, I immediately thought, "out of this world ghost sex."
Whatever the intention, the video is simply stunning and Meg's voice embodies so many feelings that it's clear there's a lot going on behind this record. "I want to skin you with my tongue/I'm gonna kill you/I'm gonna lay you in the ground," is just a preview of some of Meg's lyrics on "Desire." Watch the video above, and pre-order her upcoming EP Make A Shadow on iTunes right now.
It seems that depravity has reached a new low in the heathen Western world. Apparently, the latest sick fad among young people is to engage in "ghost sex", and singer Meg Myers is demonstrating to all the sickos out there how this should be done in a music video. But things took a somewhat unexpected turn for Meg during filming because the hairy, virile spirit of the prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) decided to venture down from paradise and bless Meg with a specter sex slamming by using his enormous paranormal phallus. Yes, even in the afterlife, the prophet is still committed to carrying out Allah's will and helping attractive young degenerates like Meg by using one of his many holy talents. The prophet's visitation has clearly borne fruit because, soon after, Meg cut her hair and began singing songs about death, funerals, and numbness instead of songs about desire, motels, and mornings after. Allahu akbar!
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